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Okay, today I'm actually unbanned this time. Now to waste my life on BBS.
5 days without BBS and I remembered that Newgrounds actually had games! Now that I'm unbanned, I vouch that I will never mention cock grabbing again. Despite the fact I only used the phrase as a joke and actually gave a helpful response to that thread as well . . .
Fuck, nevermind - 12 hours left. Well, time to actually do something productive for another half day.
At lunch, no one was talking, so borrowing from the crappy question: If Jack got stuck on a horse, would you help Jack off the horse? I created this:
If your friend was attacked by a wolf, would you beat off the wolf? (I think I stole this one - it was probably a bear).
But I came up with more original ones (unless by coincidence, I stole them again):
If farmer John's rooster was stuck in a hole, would you pull on his cock?
Speaking of cocks:
If hunting Bill lost his arm, would you help cock his shotgun?
And then it hit me -
If farmer John's donkey had a contagious disease, would you cock his ass or nail it?
Banned again for mention of cock grabbing - this time, not on accident. :(