You know how it goes.

[Insert Name of a Male Figure] was a regular [Insert Occupation]. But on [Insert date of movie release], some shit happens involving a family with spoiled kid you want to kill fucking with the male figure. If there's one way a male actor can ruin his career, it's this. It seems as if one of these movies comes out every fucking month, with the same fucking narrator and the same generic introduction to the commercial.

[Insert Name of a Male Figure] was a regular [Insert Occupation]. But on [Insert date of movie release], shit happens!

I mean, every movie has virtually the same ending, the male figure and the kid turns out to be best friends and shit like that. There's no real humor, an the only attempts come with the male figure getting hit in the nuts by some sort of object.

God I'm fucking tired of these movies.